You know why us so-called elitists are pissed at those poor, poor Rust Belt voters we’ve been told a billion times to be sympathetic about? Because we knew this stuff like this was going to happen because it was pretty obvious it was. Poor & white is no excuse for being stupid

Pence couldn’t get his paperwork together in a timely manner like a lazy high schooler. Paperwork that is helping him prepare for the White House.

We’d all still be riding horses if everyone listened to all the voices screaming, “but what about the blacksmiths and shit collectors!?” But Hillary was excoriated for being honest and saying coal jobs weren’t coming back and we had to look forward and bring in jobs of the new economy instead. That honesty to a bunch…

While we forced Germany to remember what fascism means, we allowed ourselves to forget with a pat on the back.

Okay, maybe I am just super cynical right now, but seeing how the evening turned out, I just don’t believe someone that could be branded as a socialist Jewish person by the opposition was going to carry the midwest states and rural areas Hillary couldn’t (and I’m saying that as a Jewish person). Edited: maybe he…

I’m not a huge cry-er. I take things on the chin and move on. I felt such immense pride casting my vote for such a qualified and amazing woman earlier today. I stopped and took the moment in. I immediately saved my I voted sticker.

SEE

Between the human asshole that is Donald, an actual Weiner, and reminders of Bill’s inability to keep it in his pants, it has never been clearer why we need more women in power.

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Obama is so handsome. Not just by comparison, but goddammit. It’s like putting a glass of French wine next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

Hey did you guys hear about this thing now? Apparently...you know what. Fuck it. Forget being “in character” with this novelty account. Real talk time.

Hillary cannot, for one second, even appear to lower herself to attacking Trump like he does with her. If she’s has ONE slight meltdown like Trump’s, it will bring this election back to a coin flip.

Im starting to believe bacteria is better than people this year.

I remember reading something like this - maybe one of Al Franken’s books? Where he says that (modern) conservatives love their country like a small child loves its mother - they see her as unfailing and infallible and perfect no matter what, and don’t you fucking dare say one bad word about her or I’ll kick your ass.

It’s changing the conversation in an attempt to change the narrative..

Balloons are Having A Year!

“We are coming”

If only there were hordes of people trying to come into the country to live, work, and help its population’s growth curve... Wait, not THOSE people? Oh, only the white ones? Nevermind, can’t wait for your country to crumble.

We should do it though. If we don’t, we’re selfish bitches. But once we do we better not expect government aid of any kind. Cause after all it was entirely our decision and no one forced us into it. :/

If I were to be grossly generalistic, I would say you can take Trump supporters and put them in two big baskets. There are what I call the deplorables—the racists, you know, the haters, and the people who are drawn because they think somehow he’s going to restore an America that no longer exists. So just eliminate…