I think of it this way-do you want to have a child that will never know you or you know them?

100 cupcakes for 70-80 people and there were leftovers? That doesn’t compute.

I think it’s when they hit that level of drunk, or maybe have slightly sobered up, where they think “oh shit, I’m really wasted. Oh shit, did I really just do X stupid thing? FLEEEEE.”

also their women’s line for the best few years has been atrocious and the styling in their catalogue is beyond bizarre.

OK, then can we talk about the mechanics of keeping up blow jobs? Or handies? Like, I can’t keep this stroke count up, buddy. For realsies.

Anything with a pelvis that small is probably in favor of slut pills.

I mean he’s only just taken on this being a god thing so he’s had to take on a lot of the mistakes of the last administration. Lets keep in that in mind while we AWWWW IT’S SO TINY!!!

But is he sufficiently vengeful?

This:

WHATEVER HATERZ

I know a few other commentators have asked this question, but has any of the media coverage addressed the issue of why Jim Bob and Michelle are the ones doing the press tour and speaking out for Josh when he’s a 27 year old man?

No lie, that Johnny Depp ad is reminding me why I had magazine pictures of him on my wall as a tween (okay like... As a teen... Early 20s...okay fine i still do).

Thanks for the Boner Report.

Mark, I agree with every damn word of this article, which is not something I always say about your stuff. Breast cancer patient RIGHT here, used to have a fantastic rack. Not even a tiny bit charmed by this thinly-veiled BonerQuest dressed up like cancer awareness.

But think about it, you wanna preserve the clit. It probably takes only 6 hours if you’re getting one row of teeth put in, put 8 if you want the full two rows of vagina dentata.