For so many reasons, not limited to:

Exactly! And the reason I am teaching this class rather than taking it is that I earned a fucking Ph.D. Don't even start to entertain the delusion that your online research skills can match mine. I will bury you.

Women and girls get higher test scores and grades and now make up more of the population of colleges and many graduate schools than boys. So how 'bout we go on our natural proclivity and have all men do all physical labor (superior upper-body strength and all) and have all women run everything—the government,…

Every time a man says he "babysat" his own damn kids, a feminist angel making this argument gets her wings.

It's not that men are consciously thinking, "Oh, I want a sexy maid!"

If her house got TP'ed she'd get be the guest on every FOX show for the next two weeks, weeping about persecution of Christians to segue neatly into the War On Christmas coverage.

Oh god, the idea of being married to the BF I had at 18...shudder.

I have a theory about Bieber (what? like you never think about random, useless shit?): The kid came on the scene when he was only, what, 14? 15? And how did the world respond? Well, tweeners everywhere had a new demi-god, but the other 75% of the population created a running joke out of his looking like a lesbian.…

Colton is NOT a hipster name. That is a white Southern suburbs name. Colton plays JV football and attends Vacation Bible School. Get with it.

Much to my dismay/devastation, this past July/August, I became a member of that 2% club (initial diagnosis came at 18 weeks, but took about 2 extra weeks for subsequent testing with multiple experts and actual surgery). My husband I were experiencing grief and despair on a level that I had previously thought was…

Post-Paleo Developments:

- Significant drop in number of deaths by giant fucking cats.
- Slight uptick in IBS.
- The wheel.

Yep, I think that's a factor. I read a few years ago that while the biggest fraction of women having abortions are teens, the next biggest fraction are women in their late 30s and their 40s. The teens may not have proper sex education, or use the "magical thinking"/believe they're invincible method, plus they're less…

I feel like within the context of intentional baby-making, you hear about fertility struggles (as is right and proper—it's not an uncommon issue and a lot of men and women find support in talking about it openly), but not SO much the "Yeah, we tried once/twice/three times and I got knocked up." (Probably because it…

Picture perfect example of how the world still believes that the most important thing in a woman's life is to be married. She has her own interests and accomplishments? Who cares?! She's getting married! Some douchebag is willing to take responsibility for her for the rest of her life! That's all she ever…

PLEASE.DO.NOT.FUCKING.DO.THIS.

Get the Best Of Album, it has some of their greatest hits: Oven's Warmth, Daddy Traded Me For Oxen, Bloody Consummation, Seen Not Heard, Never Need a Thought of My Own, and Switch as Thick as His Thumb.

I was never a good Catholic, haha. I was the kid whose forehead broke out in hives when the priest baptized me with oil. I had to be forced into the confessional and sobbed my way through the whole creepy experience. I was confounded by First Communion and choked on the wafer. I finally refused to participate in…

Fucking Outside the Bonds of Marriage in an Austrian Chalet Creams

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