Our benevolent protector the government. That's why.

The real number 1 is the Z/28.

Also if you REALLY want to pick nits, a lot of these were called Supercars back in the day.

The only reason I would say No to an AMG M-B being a 'muscle car' would be that it is quite expensive. Though that in ever decreasing fashion is less and less true of the American cars.

You should go to a tractor pull then.

Organised yes, but cumbersome. I don't slam my drawers so they stay in place. I also always return the wrench to its original location.

Hey cool Jalopnik's 'birthday' is the same as mine. Pretty cool.

"This isn't my final form"

They can dream at least.

That's ok I prefer my diesels loud

Cup series on short tracks is the best. Constant racing side by side and the need for gutsy strategy play.

Not a bad idea.

I miss it. Especially the black 3 piloted by the Intimidator.

I'm surprised Dale hasn't bought one of these tracks.

It is somewhat a symbol of the way NASCAR abandoned these smaller local tracks in favor of cookie cutter tracks in larger markets. It was their attempt to lure audiences from these locales while distancing themselves from the 'redneck' past. The series used to be full of very different oval tracks. But most…

I'll get reamed for this, but it is just like any cartoon. Labor intensive process.

ask the Iraqi military that.