It’s tough to get anyone in Washington to admit to obstruction these days.

What’s the current Vice President of the United States got to do with this?

McCarthy as Sanders and the punchline is nobody ever knows if it’s Spicer in disguise or not.

Barry, this is the best thing you’ve ever done.

Dick Portillo has already scheduled his autographed photo shoot with him

Look, way before the draft, Chicago had this guy’s name all over it.

First by failing to field it cleanly and then by having his throw evaded, Piscotty got cooked twice on that play.

MLB should change the strikeout rule and immediately ring him up instead of wasting everyone’s time by forcing the pitcher to throw three pitches.

Reuben, what happened at the combined?!

Shoulda taken a beat, removed the USC shirt, and had another USC shirt underneath

That sounds amazing. On the same note, I haven’t heard a good bad beat poker story in years.

I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest

Chip Kelly wasn’t fired though. According to Jed York, the Santa Clara 49ers are a design-centric organization undergoing a paradigm shift, one that requires a pivot away from old influencers in order to regain traction in an emerging market!

But sucking is so fundamental to Rudy, The concept of a Rudy that doesn’t suck doesn’t make any sense.

Bullshit. Joe Jackson is a no talent hack who only got to where he did by exploiting his children’s talents with no regard for their well being. He has no place being elected to the hall of fame.

“Should’ve just used my set.”
-Jim Tomsula

$1 a beer is just fine. As I've said elsewhere, how you tip and what you expect from it matters as much if not more to bartenders.

And to be fair (and speaking from experience), most bartenders who aren't assholes don't expect more than that for opening/pouring a beer.

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