If you’re white the correct answer to this is always tinfoil, miles and miles of tinfoil.

Now I’m definitely not Team Pete, but I’m with him on this. If you go head-to-head with the best (and most correct) cookout dishes you will lose. The only winning move is not to play.

“I wasn’t wrong,” Dershowitz replied. “I am just far more correct now than I was then...”

“I wasn’t wrong,” Dershowitz replied. “I am just far more correct now than I was then. …

is she high or just dumb?

Bieber. You know that little fuck doesn’t wipe down the equipment. 

This is a midlife crisis on an unprecedented scale.

I genuinely despise this gaudy dress. Both of their outfits are so try-hard sad. 

Wouldn’t it be more convenient to have whatever workout equipment she wants at her probably-palacial home? Rather than renting an entire gym every time she wants to exercise. Or is there something I’m missing about rich people?

Thiiiiis. I picture something like Warren: “After 4 years of Trump, I think America will be ready to elect a woman.” Sanders: “Lol, I dunno. America is hot garbage right now.”

I don’t seriously believe that Bernie outright said this, and I also don’t believe that Warren would spread a blatant lie. I think it’s very plausible that he talked generally about how a woman candidate will have a tougher time facing Trump, as Trump will use all his misogyny and sexism against her, and the takeaway…

YES YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS, SPEAKING OUT DOES IN FACT COME WITH THE COST OF YOUR RACIST/MISOGYNIST FRIENDS NOT LIKING YOU SO MUCH ANYMORE. That’s actually a good thing you blithering fucking idiots.

In our defense, there is a good reason that Pete for America, The Root and The Young Turks failed to mention a single instance of him publicly or privately acknowledging racism and discrimination in the South Bend Police Department.

Once again, a great bit of writing, Michael. While I haven’t previously been privy to the details of campaign pushback on articles written about their candidates, the Buttigieg camp’s parsing seems exhaustive, minute and excessive. These are the same qualities I wish Mr. Buttigieg had required city workers,…

Trump & his grifting scumbag family give zero fucks. People ask why I hate golf, the picture that accompanies this story is why. It is a sport for out of shape assholes who have people carry their shit around while they cheat & look down their noses at people. If you gave a shit about Barack playing golf while on…

“Oh, you don’t believe that I meant slugs? Uh, how about Pugs? You guys were all breathing poorly and seemed to be suffering from hip dysplasia. Yeah, that seems right”

Save calling a full grown woman a kid. You want to start an argument. I gave you leave to have your own beliefs. Just like I don’t disbelieve those caught up in R. Kelly’s sick behavior I also don’t disbelieve those who have stated they were abused by M.J. Our favs are not infallible. 

Watch the Bashir interview and you come away from it knowing he had unhealthy viewpoints on interacting with children. Also, not believing survivors of child molestation is not my lot in life. Do you. 

This is like gifting your wife a glove owned by O.J.

Damn. I guess we now know why he chose his show biz name. Trauma sticks to you in everything you do.