My epitaph:

Brah, the fact that they can tell you they dislike you without being arrested is proof of a free press.

Naaa, his underwear’s just stuffed full of cash. : P

Remember Harry Dunn, the 19 year old British motorbike killed in a collision with a vehicle driven by the wife of a US diplomat Anne Sacoolas? It is alleged she was driving on the wrong side of the road, but fled to the US under the protection of the US embassy before charges could be brought.

“We don’t have freedom of the press” wut

It’s hard not to think here that what Biden really wants to call her is a bitch.

May I give some friendly, well-intentioned advice to all the candidates for the Democratic Presidential nomination? SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP ABOUT HOW SHITTY ALL YOUR PRIMARY OPPONENTS ARE, AND DO IT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

Middle Class Joe doesn’t need any of that fancy big-city medicine or general healthcare. Middle Class Joe just rubs some salt or mud on his internal, cancerous tumors and keeps on grinding day in and day out. Middle Class Joe knows that the last thing people want is financial solvency in regards to their housing…

Joe, do you want to know what the most elite thing you can do in America?

I am certain of five things now:

This was a legitimately deep dive and so revealing. Anyone who is an addict or has dealt with one as a child of an addict will be hit in the feels multiple times.

I don’t really trust the State of South Carolina - First in Treason - to do much legitimate investigating or investigating free of crushing anti-black bias.

Which is extra dumb as hell since he’s lighter than some Italians.

Not gonna lie. I thought she was a very light skinned black girl.

It’s a joke because Ariana’s whole career is essentially the musical equivalent of Blackface.

Can someone explain the Ariana Grande part of this flow chart? Sorry, I’m an older millennial and out of touch.

Looooooove the dead silence in the classroom. This asshat really thought he was selling it. Probably had a cold one time and his TKE brah said, “Brah you sound like that one dude brah,” and the rest is history. his job is history.

“$3.3 million in donations....$1.8 million for the church.... $1.5 million among the victims”