New Zealand actually has no snakes at all.

Women, you just never know what they’re gonna do next...

“a racing staple”

The Ali G joke only works, because Ali G is obviously not Black. Hamilton looks black but is actually coloured, (his mom is white).

I think the best drivers in the world are rally drivers. Sebastian Loeb tested a F1 car once and the teams race engineer said he didn’t make a single mistake all day. The only thing he had to improve was braking later because he wasn’t used to was how good the F1 brakes were. He couldn’t get a super license though…

Schumacher and Rossi did a publicity event once where they swopped, Rossi came within 3 seconds of the lap record but then went off into a gravel trap, Schumacher said something about it and Rossi said something like “I’m faster in a car than Michael will ever be on a bike”.

And Maclaren need all the good publicity they can get right now...

Exactly, he says it like MotoGP is easy. Hamilton would be absolutely nowhere on a bike and would put himself and everyone else in danger doing it. Even the MotoGP’s best come off a couple times a season.

I thought MOAB stood for Mother Of All Bombs

My cat loves shoelaces, I tie them to things all over the house and let them dangle just touching the floor.

If I was a passerby I’d be photographing that thing to pieces!

They’re getting there. The “Bond” Aston Martin segment was the best so far. I laughed out loud when the cops said “Suspects are Joey from friends and a bald guy”.

I live in SA and people import cheap Japanese cars (GTR’s etc) all the time and I’ve heard a couple stories where some paperwork is wrong or the importer can’t pay and they’re crushed as soon as they arrive. One guy asked if he could at least take the aftermarket wheels off first, nope.

I’m not crying, it’s just raining on my face.

A friend told me about the initiation at his school.

“players would gang up on a player on his birthday and shove their fingers in the player’s anus, which they called “juicing.”

White Opel Kadett

go fuck yourself

Ditch the celebrities. There are glimmers of genuine chemistry forming between three. Matt is the most fun when he’s like his Joey charachter, goofy and fun luving, he sometimes seems as if he’s trying to be too cool. Chris Harris’s knowledge of cars is great, the way he explained his and Matt and Rory’s car choices…

Should never have squeezed Ron Dennis out. That livery is terrible.