Here's the real question... Which Chris Pratt do you prefer? Slightly doughy or ripped? I'm going with slightly doughy.

Rihanna's. Outfit. Is. Literally. Everything.

I think this video is lame as hell but I'm afraid adultosaur won't be my internet friend anymore if I say so.

I would vote for someone named Talizabeth Goodpussy. No question.

I'm glad people are proud of voting, because I just went in there uninformed and left feeling like I should have done fifteen minutes of research. Half the questions were stuff I knew nothing about and left blank, like "Should Talizabeth Goodpussy stay on the Utah Supreme Court?" It never ever occurred to me that Utah…

"idk, probably." she said, in a hoodie and a tshirt.

There's no way that pink eyeshadow is not in a forthcoming MAC collabo.

Cara looks so unamused...

Dammit Kate, age or SOMETHING.
People are starting to notice...

Sure, Iggy's fans could take notes. Or, people could realize that taste in music is subjective and that people could, perhaps, be fans of both Iggy and Nicki.

An allusion to Jay-Z's classic album, The Blueprint. I can already tell this shit is going to go hard. I'm going to have to ask all Iggy Azalea fans to sit down and take notes when this here album drops.

But if this is true, I am already thirsty for that Beyonce/Rihanna track o.o!

I would have been all over those gifs for sure.

I imagine it like a Nicolas Sparks movie with more dry humping and some sweaty leather pants.

I know this is stupid, but I'm honestly super disappointed. I could pretend it's because of some feminist-y, social justice-y reason about equal opportunities for nudity, but really it's because I love seeing peen in movies. And I was so sure that this would have some!! But I guess Gone Girl will have to be my peen…

Came here for this. Was not disappointed.

Except Amanda Bynes is a Nickelodeon product.

If any other workplace or a school would churn out as many drug addicts, alcoholics, suicides, mentally ill and just general train wrecks, there would be an inquiry at least, but Disney just keeps going. Parents are even fighting to make their kids Disney stars! And they market themselves as wholesome and…

Smoking weed with Kathy Bates, Susan Sarandon, and Melissa McCarthy sounds like a goddamn dream come true.