I don’t know, I feel like we keep saying that about various Republicans and it keeps not being true.

The most heartbreaking part about this whole saga is that it may have forced a mediocre white tech dude to admit that he can’t do everything. I mean, can you imagine the pathos of that moment, when he realized that his misguided bravado and the penis swinging between his legs just weren’t enough anymore?

Except fetuses, cops, guns and rich white guys.

cue Jeff Sesh “some judge on a bay in the Pacific”

The library was closing and he just threw that shit up there right quick before they kicked him off their computers and rode his bike home.

I’m trying to think that people aren’t that stupid, but people like you keep proving me very, very wrong.

To make the transition easier, they’re rebranding kneeling to “Downward Dogma”

Psssht, Coachella isn’t good enough for The Blessed Kate. She should book a nearby area for her own shows (Kate Fest? Bushapalooza?) and have Joan Jett and Pat Benatar as openers. Coachella can keep their flower crowns and 8 dollar bottles of water

“The world sees her as this glamorous, sophisticated, jet-setting woman,

It shouldn’t have to be said, but I will say it anyway: If you voted for Trump because you “just didn’t like Hillary,” I will never fucking forgive you.

“...she was brought to life by Zeus.”

Ha - this is a REALLY old here. I have been watching it since I was in high school in the 70s.

Mr. Lockerupagus

What could you possibly mean by that? Berlin is one of the world’s most international, multi-lingual, progressive cities. You elected this moron. You. Not us.

Theyll be dead before they figure out how fast and hard they got fucked and even if they knew they still wouldnt care.

I can’t believe the American public is so willfully ignorant, hateful or stupid that they would pick Donald Trump or not voting versus anyone that the Democrats would run.

Wouldn’t that be ironic - trump taken down publicly by the very same libel laws that he wants to expand to make suing the press easier.

No. I will not reward his supporters for destroying the election. Also I don’t like him. Also I am sick of old white men. No.

“I lean fairly liberal” = voted for Gary Johnson

We do trail walks in the forest and we already have a graphics department. His degree was completely irrelevant to the job description. Thanks for the useful mansplaining though.