Any of these guys could get an education and get jobs in the service industry (e.g., nursing). But their macho egos either associate “service industry” with “McDonalds” or “women’s work.”

The first 2 or 3 episodes of every season are good. Then it falls apart. Every single time.

Maybe. There are reportedly witnesses, and they can cite sources.

They aren’t going to change gun laws. Period. The sooner we accept that, the sooner we can look for actual solutions. Two come to mind:

Some men just want to golf while the world burns.

I’m more curious as to why they even call themselves “progressives.” If “progress” is the root word of that name, then any sane person recognizes that it’s not “all-or-nothing, everything now.” That’s not how the real world works.

If I had a time machine, I would not go back and kill Hitler. I would go back and convince Lincoln to let these assholes go their own way.

I can’t even get my students to read their damned syllabus, much less sway them toward political anything.

I want none of those things.

Also have to hold Zinke accountable to West Virginia State Board of Education v Barnette (SCOTUS, 1943), which clearly ruled that government officials cannot force anyone to participate in patriotic rituals (e.g., the Pledge of Allegiance).

Seriously? You actually need to see 4 dogs try to kill each other because you can’t conceptualize competing interests by using your brain? Because competing interests aren’t all over the news every fucking moment of the day and night, such that even a 4-year-old can understand?

Only 459 days until Christmas 2018!

That’s why the current administration is so necessary to the world. It will, without question, reduce the world’s population by any means necessary. We (i.e., god’s chosen ones) should be grateful.

I never found The Shining to be scary; yet I still think it’s a masterpiece. I never found The Exorcist to be scary, probably because the real Catholics I grew up with were far worse than the demon in the movie. Love the TV show, though.

So, maybe democrats at large should start tweeting Trump and praising him as a human being? And then start saying, “by the way, we would really love you even more if you would [insert desired action here.]” Seriously; maybe this should be the game plan going forward. What’s to lose?

I don’t know who said it, but I once read a quote that if a dog comes charging at you barking and growling, whistle to it.

Many forget that other countries with something like single payer started that system from scratch, mostly after WW II. It’s a lot easier to start completely from scratch than to totally abandon a behemoth that’s been around for a very long time and start something new from scratch. So whereas I want every citizen…

What would have protected them is eligible voters using their brains instead of their feelings or their conscience.

“Then the Samaritan came across an injured man and realized he needed help. But the man never asked for help, so the Samaritan continued on his way.”

“That Harvey fellow. Hire him. Did you see the size of that crowd today? Best ratings yet.”