My mother in law died because she needed a shunt in her head for an aneurism.

Without sucking? Suck away.

Just signal like we do in Vegas: turn your wheels.

I don’t know if it’s possible, but maybe there can be class action lawsuits brought against each and every individual they can identify. There have to a few aspiring lawyers out there who want to make a name for themselves fighting injustice.

That’s absurd. They’re only taking jobs from 10 year olds until we repeal those pesky child labor laws. Guess who’ll have the last laugh then, huh?

A loss of privilege always feels like discrimination.

Ruining our youth? I can’t even get them to read a fucking syllabus.

We did last night.

“When have Democrats been anti-choice or against women having the right to control their bodies?”

To me, it speaks volumes about the people who didn’t see through all of this from the start. Even after the rest of us issued warning after warning.

The Lord . . . Always working in mysterious ways, that guy.

Today is the confirmation hearing for Brian A. Benczkowski to head the Justice Department’s criminal division. See

Short version: A good scout “must be as swift as a greyhound, as tough as leather, and as hard as Krupp’s steel.”

My wife and I saw “Dark Knight Rises” in iMax and will never go back to iMax again. I’m sure it damaged our hearing. We wondered how our self esteem could be so low that we endured it for a few hours; we should have walked out.

In an insane society, a sane person must appear insane.

It’s legal? Tell it to a judge.

They won’t bribe Heller. If this thing passes, it blows a $1 billion hole in NV’s budget. Sandoval won’t stand for that. Heller’s up for re-election next year, although there’s rumor he might run for NV governor. Regardless, he can’t afford to piss off Sandoval if he wants to keep his political career. Sandoval…

“When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, “it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less.” “The question is,” said Alice, “whether you can make words mean so many different things.” “The question is,” said Humpty Dumpty, “which is to be master—that’s all.” - Lewis Carroll,  Thro…

Interesting analogy.

Since we all sense and hope that, somehow, Trump’s not finishing out his first term, then Pence is going to have to run in 2020. My best hope (though unlikely) is that Trump is convicted of high crimes. That puts Pence in a tough spot: