That’s why the current administration is so necessary to the world. It will, without question, reduce the world’s population by any means necessary. We (i.e., god’s chosen ones) should be grateful.

I never found The Shining to be scary; yet I still think it’s a masterpiece. I never found The Exorcist to be scary, probably because the real Catholics I grew up with were far worse than the demon in the movie. Love the TV show, though.

So, maybe democrats at large should start tweeting Trump and praising him as a human being? And then start saying, “by the way, we would really love you even more if you would [insert desired action here.]” Seriously; maybe this should be the game plan going forward. What’s to lose?

I don’t know who said it, but I once read a quote that if a dog comes charging at you barking and growling, whistle to it.

Many forget that other countries with something like single payer started that system from scratch, mostly after WW II. It’s a lot easier to start completely from scratch than to totally abandon a behemoth that’s been around for a very long time and start something new from scratch. So whereas I want every citizen…

What would have protected them is eligible voters using their brains instead of their feelings or their conscience.

“Then the Samaritan came across an injured man and realized he needed help. But the man never asked for help, so the Samaritan continued on his way.”

“That Harvey fellow. Hire him. Did you see the size of that crowd today? Best ratings yet.”

My mother in law died because she needed a shunt in her head for an aneurism.

Without sucking? Suck away.

Just signal like we do in Vegas: turn your wheels.

I don’t know if it’s possible, but maybe there can be class action lawsuits brought against each and every individual they can identify. There have to a few aspiring lawyers out there who want to make a name for themselves fighting injustice.

That’s absurd. They’re only taking jobs from 10 year olds until we repeal those pesky child labor laws. Guess who’ll have the last laugh then, huh?

A loss of privilege always feels like discrimination.

Ruining our youth? I can’t even get them to read a fucking syllabus.

We did last night.

“When have Democrats been anti-choice or against women having the right to control their bodies?”

To me, it speaks volumes about the people who didn’t see through all of this from the start. Even after the rest of us issued warning after warning.

The Lord . . . Always working in mysterious ways, that guy.

Today is the confirmation hearing for Brian A. Benczkowski to head the Justice Department’s criminal division. See