What I don’t get is that most of these guys probably have families, grandchildren, etc. They honestly have no conceptualization of those fates? They don’t give a fuck for even their families? They genuinely have this level of denial? Or are they just scrambling to build the biggest nest eggs ever so that their…

You don’t put that many oversized, power-hungry egos in a room together and expect them to play well.

I keep hoping that Putin’s love of fucking with people gets the better of him, and he eventually just releases all the damning data to get his jollies. Oddly enough, many Americans would probably (albeit briefly) love Putin more than Trump because of it.

Why do you think he wants to increase the nuclear arsenal? “Allies? We don’t need no stinking allies.”

Find an employer who doesn’t require that you have a phone. It’s not a luxury item.

To the best I can fathom, Trump is basing these claims on “unnamed sources.”

The definition says it has to be a published statement of defamation, and what could be more “published” than that tweet?

The goals are lofty but can’t be done in a single instance. Let’s say Sanders had won, and we got full Democratic control over both branches of Congress. Then they immediately began to implement changes at the same radical pace we see Trump and company doing now. You would create the same kinds of social…

I do blame the consumers when they don’t choose between two candidates. Voting is strategic. We get people like Trump when people vote with their emotions instead of their brains. Most of the time, you don’t get candidates you like. Hell, I once had to vote for Dukakis. But you have to think about the big picture…

“I’m, like, an ethical person.”

The timing of this is too perfect. Thank you, U.S. intelligence agencies!

“I did not have relations with that Russian!”

They won’t impeach. That’s too messy and too much of a stain on their reputation. What they might do is remove him for mental illness, Alzheimer’s, etc. That way, they create sympathy and have a new poster boy. “Isn’t it sad when [insert desired diagnosis here] befalls so many millions of Americans? Let us always…

You can take the girl out of the trailer park . . .

Seriously, can civil war just be officially declared already so we can get on with it?

I’ll be 59 this year. I keep thinking I’m still 57. And the other night, I realized that a lot of these celebs are dying at around mid 60s. And I realized that, barring the unforeseen, I could have as little as 7 years left to live. And that scared the living shit out of me. I’m not afraid to die, but I have a…

Let me guess. You support the South and the Confederacy, but you also like to say, “you lost, get over it.”

I’ve posted this several times on Jezebel and shall continue to do so.

While I agree with the sentiment, the fact is that any kind of punishment is only going to build their resentment. If that’s their mental starting point, then everything they encounter will be interpreted only in terms of that mental starting point.

What other group has this dishonor?