Sheesh. Completely apart from the stealing it issue, that ruins the cadence of the thing. Bad writing as well as lame.

I felt like I hit the jackpot last winter when my cat's vet left his folder in the exam room with me for a few minutes. I read everything. And frankly, I thought it was mostly covering his ass — a note from a couple days earlier said he had STRONGLY recommended X, when actually during the phone call he'd been like,…

Yes, from reading through the responses here, 99% of them are about her loose skin. I don't think that's what she intends this series of work to be about, and the fact that that's what almost everyone seems to respond to is kind of depressing. In reading the artist's comments on her other work (Changing Rooms), it…

Right? Especially funny that the apparent first step of that thought process was "the Jay Leno show is cool and edgy." With that starting point, you're probably not going to come out looking right.

I think this is exactly right.

That episode of Friends was the realest that Friends ever got.

It's a pastry party! No?

I thought this was a star-making debut for Kate McKinnon. Good for her.

Until recently I worked at the corner of Adams and LaSalle, the exact spot Erin mentions with the Chicago Board of Trade in the background. When I went to the office on a weekend, I was almost guaranteed to see at least one wedding photo shoot. One time there was a huge wedding party blocking traffic on a Monday…

If she ever does want to be in a movie about radical fundamentalists hell-bent on destroying America, but one where she knows the language, she could play Michelle Bachmann in a heartbeat.

I've never heard anyone do that in Chicago. I've lived here for 15 years. It's always been specific to California.

As far as I'm concerned, this is the only appropriate response to anything of his that jezebel posts for the rest of time. That totally shot his credibility. But at least he shot it on our collective face, so he can feel accepted and loved.

So do I. I should just own it. But is that grown-up of me? What if I confess I'm snapping with purple nail polish?

OMG I wish it was like 2002 so I could say OH SNAP to that. Because seriously, OH SNAP.

"From the safe distance of imminent motherhood." O Lord, let this baby keep me *safe* from game nights and blue nail polish. As if motherhood is your automatic ticket to maturity and proper dinner party adulthood.

That moment in her WTF interview is the FIRST thing I thought of when I heard the news. Which is not that surprising, since I've thought about it at least a couple times every day since I heard it. It really got me, and now it really kills me.

Another member of the press who attended this event tweeted a photo of a big poster displaying the logos of all the event's sponsors. They included Facebook and McDonald's. Awesome!

I'm with you 100%. But what these ladies believe, I think, is that the belief that men and women can be equal and the same is itself hating men, because it is denying the fundamental inalienable truth that men and women are naturally, inherently different. For instance, I saw a comment on twitter after Ann Romney's…

A couple of years ago I wiped out all my miles to buy first class tickets for my elderly parents for a trip from Chicago to LA. Neither of them had ever flown anything but coach, and it had been several years since they were on a plane at all and were very worried. Their travels were comfortable and easy. It was far…

Yes, correct. A few years ago I thoroughly researched this issue, and using miles for upgrades is by far the best use of miles there is. Unless, of course, the only way you can afford to take the trip is by using miles to buy a ticket. And it also can be difficult if you're traveling with multiple people, because…