Hey, for everybody who's loving this episode:

Hey, for everybody who's loving this episode:

Hey, for everybody who's loving this episode:

@bluebears: Do the cheesecake-factory style front doors require a mechanized crank to open and close?

It sounds like an awesome big important event (that caption is making me tear up, frankly). I applaud whoever decided her hair poufs should rise to the occasion.

@Queenjulie: Right? What I kept thinking was, what about soup?

Related note: According to a big book of natural remedies I browsed through a few months ago, drinking any type of liquied at the same time as consuming a meal is really bad for you. What they suggest for improved digestive health is drinking something at least 20 minutes before you eat, but not during. This wasn't…

At my salon, they often double-team my blow-out, because as a one-person job it's upwards of 50 mins. So as I'm sitting there being attended to by a team, one of them inevitably says, "don't you just feel like a movie star?" (One time a girl actually substituted "princess.") Next time, I'm going to be all, "I feel…

A few weeks ago I was at the grocery store, sporting new glasses and I guess taking a long time in front of one shelf, standing there with my cart comparing labels or some other annoying old lady in her 30s behavior. A high school kid right behind me yelled down the aisle to his friends that he would be there in a…

Recently a friend and I were trying to formulate a definition of what "objectification" is (what can I say? we're a barrel of laughs sometimes). We really had a hard time doing it, because everything we could think of to include in the definition is something that is so accepted and completely normal that we kept…

That idea of owning only 100 items has been haunting me for days, since I read the nytimes article. I've had several episodes of, for instance, "I own more than 100 hangers" or "I might have 100 items in my bathroom alone" or "there are probably 100 things in that junk drawer" or "there might be 100 items in my…

@elizalegs: Nothing looks as good as Angelina gazing adoringly at you feels.

Saks: bringing the US Postal Service business model to the world of high-end retail.

@immaculate.gaenor: If you think for one minute that I didn't spend the entire morning asking everyone I talked to if they got pears, you think wrong.

I have a friend an ob/gyn who practices at northwestern hospital in chicago. He's been delivering babies there for about a decade. When there's a dad present in the delivery room, he asks the couple to tell the story of how they met — it's a nice thing to distract from the pain, it gets the dad involved, people like…

The part of the baby storyline that I already don't like is the butching up of Rodger that's being pushed to the forefront at the same time. Whether they mean it to come off this way or not, it kind of seems like it's going to play out like "I am a man. A beer-drinking, football-watching straight man. I am going to…

You guys, everyone's all over the idea that the Bieb is too young for the Dustin Hoffman spot, but how about the fact that Kim K is way more too young for the Mrs. Robinson role? I mean, next thing you know someone with be telling me MILFs are 24. Oh, hold up.

@Shancan: Certainly, Rihanna should do for herself what it takes to heal. But here, she's a person putting something out in the world for public consumption. That's not just about her own internal experience anymore. It's totally fair to ask questons about and hold her responsible for the thing that she's put out…

I have very mixed feelings about this song. Mainly I hate the idea of the conversation at Eminem's label or wherever when someone came up with the idea of you know what would take this to the next level — we get Rihanna to sing on it. That's gross to me.

I have two people on staff who watch the world and let me know if there's any Jason Bateman in fishnets business I need to see.