Something I don't think anyone has brought up in either of the two massive comment threads:

@lavenderstain: There's not a single legal issue involved in any of these Tiger Woods mistress situations. She is acting as a publicist or agent, but giving it a veneer of legitimacy and seriousness by virtue of her being an attorney.

I read the VF article a while back, and was totally grossed out.

@HarpMadness: Yeah, I don't disagree with that.

I read the Voice article. There are a lot more facts in it than what Jezebel paraphrased here (and I'm not faulting Jezebel, really — you gotta paraphrase somewhere).

But how are their ABS?

And THIS is why "being sexy makes you powerful" is false. Because all it takes is for a dude to decide you're not sexy after all. Sure, it doesn't usually happen on this big or public a stage, but the same basic thing plays out all the damn time. Ladies, find your self worth and your power in something other than…

@zeytin: Bless you. That's one of the more heart-stopping typos I've experienced in quite some time.

As someone whose last hair appointment started by sitting down with my stylist at the computer and coming to this very website to look at a picture of la aniston which had been posted that morning, I can only say, yes, I believe it's possible some people may be requesting her highlights.

@didntmeanto: It doesn't make sense, either. If the idea is that you're pretending to be the characters, they weren't celebs.

@sexandphilosophy: And one time I saw Ryan Gosling brunching at La Mill, and he was not cozy with me either.

I've been taking all this Elena Kagan stuff pretty personally. I'm not her, obviously, but it's in the ballpark of what type I might be. Not as successful, but otherwise I'm about one decade, one short haircut, and a couple of squarely-cut suits away from presenting pretty much the same way. So I've been really…

My sister's friend, an artist, went a couple of weeks ago, got very early in the line early in the morning, and then sat down and stayed there the rest of the day, for hours. As it was explained to me, that act was her own piece, wresting control of the situation from MA and pointing out how narcissistic MA's work…

As if dating Jeremy Renner isn't great enough, now this woman also gets the world's best description of a person: "New York-based blonde who is not Jessica."

@Cinnamoncanuck: Exactly! My favorite shirt reference of all time.

About 15 years ago, my 70-something year old grandmother graduated from college. It was pretty great, and the alumni magazine put a great picture of her getting her diploma on the cover. Neither my sister nor I could attend the ceremony because of other commitments, and she went to her grave holding that fact…

I'm not keen on the "girlie America" business, but in re the general sentiment, I've been saying the same thing about Cribs for about a decade. I assume they show episodes of that in terrorist training camps, because it seems like it would be damn effective.

I've been getting phantom phone calls from a puerto rico phone number all morning. I've been ignoring them because I've been assuming they're wrong numbers, but maybe it's someone calling to make sure I know the student's breasts are partially-covered with small bandages.

@DonnaPirana: No, no, you're missing the point. This is empowering for women! They are making money doing it, so it's empowering! Didn't you hear her — she's honored by her status among people who matter. She's empowered AND honored!

@MagImpalor: Just taking a shot her — UYD for life?