The NFL has binders of battered women.

If you would stop trying to gentrify a run down neighborhood and raising the prices for the people who live there this wouldn't have happened.

The correct term is "pooping in a urinal." Language moves slowly, Drew, and hasn't yet caught up with modern civilization in this regard.

The worst one they're not showing you:

Do you have any opinions that are not completely wrong.

and is lee corso trying to sell a town a monorail or something?

Last night, the Raiders, who suck, announced that Allen had been sacked.

don't come in here with that reading shit

Not sure what Ward's family is allegedly due... guy made himself a candidate for a Darwin Award the minute he stepped out of that car and started going after high-velocity heavy death machines just because he was mad.

If you wrote it into a movie, no one would believe it.

Look Rog, I know you're pissed about South Park last night, but give it up.

He's not joking...and don't call him Shirley.

dickhouse in the house everybody.

Sure looks like the smoking gun.

Oh, I get you now. By the way, you don't have to "pay" for a name change.

I bet she didn't even fetch his pipe and slippers!

I took it to mean he told his wife he was going to bed and she stayed up later.

My wife kept her maiden name. Sometimes, we go to bed at different times for various reasons. Do we have different bedrooms????!!!!!????

Ray Rice is actually going to slip them the director's cut of Blade Runner and see if they notice the difference.

He's got a point. I mean, does anyone really know what order those frames belong in? Maybe Rice was agitated because his wife's unconscious body suddenly bounced up from the floor, headbutted his fist, and landed on her feet. That would freak me out, too!