Ray Carruth: Don't forget about me, I very very sorry.

"So why do you think you should keep your job?"

The NFL has entered into a partnership with the National Domestic Violence Hotline and the National Sexual Violence Resource Center. "They need our help," said Goodell. "And we are providing it."

"Over these past few weeks, my 4 year old granddaughter shared with me this little reminder of a very good lesson we should all take with us, "sticks and stones may break my bones, but Adrian Peterson will beat the ever lovin' shit out of me""

You do know that Tom Ley, just posted the picture of the tweet?

Yes, let's make this about Tom, who for some inexplicable reason has not written about every conceivable social ill 24 hours a day on an Internet blog, instead of about the leader of one of the biggest cultural cornerstones in our society.

Don't you have a press conference to get ready for?

Best sister ever.

Message to Adrian Peterson: FUCK YOU and your stupid fucking Bible verses. Shove them up your fucking ass.

BREAKING: Robert Griffin III

Goodell: [carries food tray over to table]

King: This is delicious, Roger, really good chili.

On so many levels, the perfect photo to describe America.

Okay you folks of the she started it persuasion, also the it's their business not our's school of thought, and jump on board ye of the group known as I met him and he's such a nice guy experience. Gather round all of you 27's and supporters of the same and answer silly old me one question. What was that going on after…

Nope, Suh gets kicked out of the game for doing something stupid.

"Dear Mr. Goodell, we'd like to talk to you about your non-profit status..."

Wait a few months. They'll be in Bed Bath and Beyond stores "just in time" for the holidays.

Joke's on you, buddy: I don't work at the Gawker office! So nobody gets me a gift at all!

Also, Albert, you are extremely full of shit and a hypocrite. If you offered Snackeez cups at a wedding reception or any function with walk-around hors d'oeuvres, everyone would use this to hoard the sliders and bacon-wrapped scallops, INCLUDING YOU, DON'T YOU GODDAMN LIE TO ME, BOY.