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You're comparing apples and two 110 story oranges collapsing.

What's weirder is having a girl you were barely aware of tell you the same thing. This happened to me at my 10th reunion. I was thinking "WTF, we had 1 class together and spoke like 10 words to each other."

The positive stuff about your adolescence hits much harder than the negative stuff does. I was a hard-drug-addled, hygiene-challenged steaming hot mess of an adolescent. Even the crazy chicks didn't want me.

Once that we know of; don't know many "happened once" abusive relationships...

What makes you think this only happened once?

Ray Lewis: There is no comparison of me and Ray Rice. I'm far more similar to Aaron Hernandez.

Actually, it is part of the Union Agreement between the players and owners.

It's in the CBA too.

The handrail in the elevator has also expressed regret for its involvement.

Still on sale, ladies:

Ravens PR guy: "I liked Ray Rice a lot then. I like Ray Rice a lot today"

Well, so much for "But we didn't see what really happened in that elevator."....

Cardiac arrest probably wouldn't help Darren Rovell's brand.

18 Months From Now

Good. Anyone who claims NFL football and CTE aren't related and that there's no causative relationship is a goddamned fucking liar. Period.

This. It's all about "access" nowadays. Ask a true, tough question and prepare to see future interviews dry up. Journalism is pretty much dead.

That last paragraph us the dumbest thing written on the Internet. Your prize is in the mail.

Saying that "redskins" isn't a slur because you're celebrating their proud warrior culture is like saying that "n****r" isn't a slur because you're celebrating their proud cotton-picking culture.