There are too many events, that is for sure. But I think the biggest problem is the lack of new stars. Almost everyone noteworthy 5-6 years ago, is either retired, or a shell of their former self.

Do the Challenger disaster next!

Someone should have figured out Qatar was a terrible idea when they realized THERE'S NO FUCKING NATURAL GRASS IN QATAR!!!

"Are you currently falling forever through space? No? Then the ground is doing its job."

I's seriously wondering how this isnt a bigger deal. They said 12 stadiums with magical air conditioning drones. 4 years later and now its 8 stadiums with no ac, magical or otherwise. I really wanted to see magic AC drones, dammit!

"The ground is fully functional." Talk about damning with faint praise.

At least they will have drone AC units.

I mean, you really don't think a sports business reporter could be, y'know, reporting sports business news, instead of drawing a six-figure paycheck to rephrase PR emails?

I've literally never ever had a problem with the sides of the burger being undercooked.

"Penetration" was a pretty glaring omission. Sorry, guys.

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That's the Patriot Way for you. Making the hustle plays. Picking up two where another team would have only gotten one.

How many lives were saved by this?
I am not joking, last year we had an old lady make a kid an orphan when she drove into a restaurant and killed his parents and a waitress. She was never charged with any crime. She only lost her license.

...Well knock me over with a feather. I can safely say that I did not see that coming.

Not everyone is there until we see Wolf Blitzer there trying to find a link to MH370. It's become a farce now, more than ever after Bomani Jones' comments./mic drop/pipebomb. To quote Chris Rock...

2.1 billion

So you were fine being potentially exploited, and therefore other people should be too. Got it.

and if you'd blown your knee two games into the season, your college would have kicked your ass to the curb.

160 years ago he would be telling you that his slaves get a roof over their heads, free meals, the dignity of hard work, and that it's a pretty good deal for them.