How I Blew My Chances at Getting a 25 Year Old Hottie and Got Her When She Was 50 Instead

How I Carried A Flame For Your "Aunt" For 25 Fucking Years

How I met your mother, but not anything about the life we had together or what she was like or pretty much anything actually about your mother.

How I was the first person to undergo a successful vocal cord transplant

Well, well, well...I think we've learned that The Guy DOES Care after all.

How I Trolled You For 9 Years

hahahahahahaha fuck you dude

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