Tag line: "Everyone floats down here."

Lost opportunity to do an Instagram video tour. Guess they didn't get the rights to "Clowny Clown Clown."

Rich Evans voice: A-T A-Teeeeeees!

"Smile!"
"Oh right." (Crosses teeth over each other)

They make sense for climbing and rock climbing, like stretch pants for exercise.
That's all I'll say.
Edit: I forgot! Also okay if every pocket has a baby animal in it.

I don't think I've ever seen a person at McDonalds smile unless they were a kid eating fries while staring at the TV.

: D

What about the propensity for cargo shorts? That's gotta be worse.

Listen.
Crispin Glover is really cute in that movie. (And in most things.) I get it.

I mean makes as much sense as George Mcfly having a healthy relationship with the woman he was watching get undressed from a tree.

To say nothing of The Big Green.

My cat can eat a whole watermelon.

I need more structure in my Sandlot canon.

I will say, rewatching that movie, I was really pleased the movie called Squints a creep for misleading Wendy.

If you want a Pepsi free, you'll have to pay for it, pal.

Nothing light about A League of their Own, man.

Space Jam was only a very little about sports.

See? Your Mom is already providing this service for free.
From the makers of "You're going to wear heels with that, right?"

"I don't think mine works, it never says anything."
"That's because the way you dress leaves the system truly speechless."

Instead of a bot, there's a humorless lion puppet.