I mean, isn't that how they found Moana? And they found Auli'i Cravalho, the most poised and talented performer at the Oscars ever.

I always thought Li Shang was intensely hot.

Hercules is a less interesting Steve Rogers and boy is that saying something.

I expected her to say Adult Simba or the Fox Robin Hood (the two standbys) but wow, that's truly odd, congrats.

Like a dog that got put on a vegetarian diet by their loony owner.

Can't wait for the thinkpieces. "I ate like Tom Brady for a week and I feel deflated."

(Asserts it wasn't him on Letterman)

I think it's the "oldest lifeguard on the beach" beard I don't like.

You missed the opportunity to say that they'll be raising Hela.

Oh trust me, I know all of this from my Crispin crush from two years ago. Also, the man repeats himself a lot.

Mjolnir? I don't even KNOW her!

"We're next to a graveyard. Don't, don't be alarmed by that."

What's next? Loki washes his?

What is it?

I think most women are in the same boat. But props to her: by going to work, other people don't have to take off theirs to watch their kids. Thank you, Mrs. P!

Since medieval refers to the 5th-15th century of a different calendar, does it make sense to call that period in Korea "medieval"? Isn't that like setting something in Edo-period Ireland?

Howie Mandel working at a Russian restaurant: "How do you want your borscht? Dill or no dill?"

Ah, opening up that styrofoam clamshell, the inner lid glistening with few drops of moisturizer and your fries mealy and cold only to consume them anyway at a furious pace in a Gollum crouch.

McD is a place lower income people can go to on their lunch break for something filling, salty, enjoyable, and cheap at a good volume before going back for another shift. Upping costs for the snotty middle upper class foodie crowd that can get a more expensive burger elsewhere seems weird.

It's not like $50 of Taco Bell. The more McD you eat, the less princely you eat. You just turn into a raccoon after a certain volume.