I gasped with delight.

How could it be? It's about taking far right leanings to their logical conclusion not chastising people for Snapchatting because fire bad.

Taylor Swift for Mild Salsa and Unsalted Tortilla Chips

Keds are for middle class people too afraid of Vans.

She could probably spend a few days at Westworld until they work out the kinks with Jurassic Park.

Diet Coke, Keds, Apple, those things you put under your dorm bed to get more storage space, conditioner for bottle blondes….anything else more stereotypically bland? Maybe those pillows that laugh about how drinking yourself to bed is like eating a salad because grapes are fruit?

(Checks notes) Oh right, that's under operating costs. Still not getting the reindeer answer.

My ex's job let him order whatever he wanted for lunch for the final meeting he ran when he quit and he insisted on Dominos. It was like Lutz and Blimpies. For months afterwards, HR was baffled because they had insisted he could have whatever he wanted and he still chose Dominos, no toppings.

(Leans next to you in accounting class) I think I did the accounts receivable wrong, I calculated that it was just cheaper to make pizza that didn't taste like cardboard than it was to train the reindeer. What's our operating costs again?

The Big Fucking Groundturkey

I heard Matt Smith was the best part of Zombies but that was on Tumblr where they like anything he does (pretty sure they only like Eddie Redmayne because they think it's Matt Smith half the time).

Receiving it as a gift at the time from someone was a double slap because it meant they knew nothing about me but imagined the worst.

The article describes Zoolander 2 as a "long awaited sequel" so I'm skeptical of its credibility.

My mom said the young New York art scene in the 70s was just people lining up for two hours to see Fritz the Cat and then pretending they liked it.

What about "We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story" that depicted New York as being full of wisecracking runaways and carnies who take the reappearance of dinosaurs in pretty quick stride?

I particularly loved the QM in Scotland scenes. The beautiful shot of her on the cliff (was that this episode?) so perfectly highlighted not just "woman who has always belonged to someone and had a role now cast adrift" but "mannered woman facing chaos."

It also felt like the kind of story you could imagine Philip telling and retelling for the rest of his life and everyone nodding like they'd never heard it before.

Spice Girls were a good primer for baby feminist me and unlike a lot of other kids media at the time there wasn't an undercurrent of scorn about their feminism (the liberal feminist teacher in Recess and all of the Rugrats moms who were portrayed as liberal but a little misguided). We could argue about whether wearing…

So they'll do the parts Grandpa Joe mentioned about Wonka the inventor and builder of chocolate temples (to be fair the Burton movie did well with these) or just Wonka the imperialist tax dodge.

Philip is like the royal Han Solo.