If Shireen was even two years older, that long pause would not have had a heartwarming conclusion.
"Dad, are you ashamed of me?"
"…………………………………."
"I HATE YOU, YOU RUIN MY LIFE."

"My lord, another mix tape."

"I've never had an uncomplicated relationship with a redhead, but this dick blood thing takes the cake."

"You don't need to go into your backstory honey, we have the letter you attached with your resume."

Burn cheap, burn twice.

Goodbye, Ser Joe Biden.

"A shadow Jon. Even mopier. Even MORE self-pitying."

You spent a season and a half moping about that golden hand before you realized how you could use it as a weapon?

"Then Stannis will make you warreness of the North."
"But I don't want to be a middle manager!"

"Are you going to get my brother out of jail or not?"
"Jail was, uh……closed."

Particularly since Sophie Turner did an interview where she talked about having to do a really violent rape scene that was so bad, her parents had to be on set.

Come on, whore with the assless Daenerys cosplay, at least put a towel down….

I'm more surprised with the "Petyr's not really that into Sansa" plot twist.

All things considering, Cersei was being pretty polite. It was Margaery who was acting like she was in the Untucked Lounge.

Cersei's face when Margaery was bragging about blowing her son's back out…..

Fat Walda sure looked pretty happy.

Pod was nailing that performance review.

"Don't worry, honey. When they sent a snake to Lane Pryce, it just meant he was going to switch offices."
"DO YOU FORGET WHAT HAPPENED TO LANE PRYCE?"
"……I'll get my coat."

(Dany writes a long misspelled rebuttal to the burnt child in the manner of pitbull owner on any article about pitbulls)*

Is there a Mr. Rogers for neophyte leaders she could watch while she's getting her hair done?