“Ben Carson, a sleepy, disoriented owl who can’t quite recall how he ended up in your cedar closet”

I’m exactly the same - it basically doesn’t move once it’s on.

I hit it with a hot pass the second I saw the preview making a ‘poop during childbirth’ joke. Please.

Greatttttt username.

I kind of like this description better than any of Olbermann’s:

Though if it really was her, she just jumped 10 spots in my heart.

I was particularly thinking of this clip when I commented:

So funny that she mentions trying to be friendly with Caitlyn Jenner, because between her and Amy Poehler she’s made enough trashy transphobic jokes to alienate that entire community. I would’ve ignored her too.

Whatever man.

I have heard from every Hollywood person I know (re: lowly interns, the people getting coffee for other people’s assistants) that she is extremely polite, kind, and punctual.

They (Daesh) are *so* much smarter than most Americans realize, and KEENLY aware of this fact.

Part of it depends on how selective you are. I live in NYC, and I swear to god every time I swipe right, it’s a match. Most people here play the numbers game, and try to go on as many dates as they possibly can, so they swipe right even when uninterested to see if maybe that person will send a good message. I do NOT…

I kind of love Holly.

Yes.

Congratulations!!!!

Going through a divorce in NYC right now, and yep, it’s a 5k basic retainer.

Not exactly the same topic but similar in terms of ego-bruising: I’ve had more than 1 partner tell me that I physically appear very sexy, but that I don’t ACT sexy. For example, I once put on lingerie for my ex, and promptly waited on the bed in our room for him to come in. Once he saw what my intentions were, he was…

I view my affinity for height (in men) as a certain type of fetish, honestly. That said, it doesn’t totally make or break attraction, which is the sum of so many different factors. Extremely, freakishly tall men are immediately more attractive to me than a man of average height - but I don’t see how that is any…

we love her.

I hate PETA too, but it does really suck that MAC is doing this. To be a brand that led in the cosmetics industry and made an example by not testing on animals and then changing everything is a huge step backward.