In the coral
The mighty coral
The lionfish dies tonight

It’s likely due to:

This is what I’m not understanding. I do not know any undecided voters. Who are these people? Why don’t they know????

So we’re supposed to believe that a candidate who lost his own party’s primary by over 10 million votes would have cruised to a general election victory?

Bernie was always completely unelectable. The only reason he showed so well in polls against Trump was that most people polled didn’t know anything about him. That would have changed immediately had he been nominated.

Actual comment I saw this weekend: “Hillary will be just as bad for reproductive rights as Trump!”

Very disrespectful to the military.

You’d think a guy bragging about building a wall could manage a few curtains.

PLEASE let this an omen from the gods presaging the collapse of the Trump Campaign! I will totally stop being an atheist for this!

Well now you’ve gone and forced me to post the single greatest joke anyone has ever told:

Damn. That IS a good line.*steals it and stores it in the vault*

I’d go. There’s probably an open bar. You could make quite a scene.

Ex-Gawker writer Jay Hathaway tells me this is actually Amanda’s own letterman’s jacket from her high school in suburban Seattle. The more you know.

So did Amanda earn that letterman's jacket from the School of Hard Knox?

See, this is what corruption looks like. For real. Straight-up bribery and illegal donations and shit.

She was a huge piece of shit, we are all far better for having her gone.