FOR THE RECORD (imo): Candy corn is way, way, way better than fruitcake or mint juleps.

Or maybe he’s a fucking idiot that got wasted, forgot he ordered food, and pointed a gun in the face of a girl delivering his food.

They look equal parts sloppy, disinterested, and arrogant.

The fact that we call Century Link Field “the Clink” is all the more ironic.

2015 Russell Wilson is back. Dude is having some serious sex.

They’re just like kids sentenced as adults out there.

To Live And Die In MA

This story has really humped the shark.

When I was a kid, people in my parent’s generation were immediately suspicious of anything that came from the internet. “Don’t meet anyone from the internet in real life!” “You can’t believe that, it’s just on the internet!”

I’ve been toying with the idea of returning to Cincinnati eventually, to be closer to my family but after that last story. nope, newp,nopers, no thanks, never.

I can’t recall why it came up but I recently told someone “I would lay down in traffic for Drew Magary.” They seemed so surprised but I was like, “Yeah no Drew is a thoughtful and generous person and I would do anything for him.” Thanks for writing this, Drew, and proving me right. (I love being right!)

That dude is EVERYTHING that is wrong with America. Fuck him.

I got out of the grays with this one neat trick.

I don’t watch Denver TV but I am guessing:

Baller’s Ball Walled by Wall

go to HEL

He’s hit most of his threes at the top of the key and he shows a good sense of timing when he trails the break and pops open shots with a nice quick release.

And in the spirit of things, my biggest and most unusual fear would probably be ants.