You can almost hear him thinking “the gals are all gonna be on my side on this one. We may have to wait for the applause to die down for her to answer. I’m so woke”

Amateur.

On the flip side we don’t have to actually interact with the poors when we shop on Amazon, unlike having to look a WalMart employee in the eye while checking out knowing that they’re probably on food stamps just to survive.

Yup, this. I love Pop (but not his team) but couldn’t legally testify in court that he was even married, and this hit me harder than it had any right to.

Tough decision. His heart is between a rock and a hard place.

Two’s company, three’s a crowd

I think we should put the two of them alone on an island to work it out between them, and then forget that we left them there

Here come the Jets

I can’t wait for the inevitable scene in Infinity War where she totally schools the Science Bros on something.

I liked him as Jordan’s brother in Scrubs who died of cancer. It was a phenomenal episode.

I don’t know if it’s his relatively advanced age (Olympic rookie at 28) or just his personality, but his DGAF-ness is off the charts and I love it.

“But I always like to hear myself in the car, which I know is like that telltale sign of somebody who’s like fucking awful, where you like hear yourself in the car and you’re like ‘I’m amazing’ but like you really you have the music turned up so loud that you’re just like hearing Whitney Houston sing but it’s…

Growing up is learning about how shitty the Olympics are, to the point where it’s hard to enjoy them. I loved the Olympics as a kid so much.

Summer olympics: Let’s run around a track in a bunch of slightly different ways, let’s swim in a straight line in a bunch of slightly different ways

Soviet Union, Yugoslavia, East Germany, Czechoslovakia

Who stuck Matt Damon’s face on a very large thumb?

“They tooks hims from us. Filthy Patriotses. Liars. Cheaters. MURDERERS. They tooks him from us and now the rivalries is back on. Tell thems, precious. Tell thems for us the rivalry is back.”. Jim “Percocet Smeagol” Irsay

How long until word gets to Luck that McDaniels checked in with the 49ers on the availability of Garoppolo and he demands his release?

Same person?