Jon already had a Valyrian steel sword, Longclaw, which he got from Mormont.

Ah, ok, I thought it was the last episode of season 4 where Stannis loses against Ramsey and Brienne finds him against that tree.

They did the same thing with Stannis though: they "suggested" that Brienne was going to finish him off but they never actually showed it.

Can we at least agree that the last 2 seasons of Sam + Gilly have been an absolute waste of everyone's time?

Ser Pounce is still alive.

Plotsucker.

They're going to get saved by a delirious Syrio Forel, who keeps muttering "Not Today…" to himself over and over again while wandering aimlessly through the snow.

Ramsay and 20 good men out of nowhere.

Smirking out of turn: you be believe that's a paddlin'.

I think the only explanation at this point is Johnny Depp has franchised himself out and now there are several Johnny Depps out there working on various, but similar projects requiring his likeness. It explains how he manages to make so many movies of the same type in such a short window.

"Have it your way"

Holographic Tupac in concert would argue otherwise.

Especially with "The Huntsman: Winter's War" bombing so recently, which studios presumed was going to be a surefire hit.

Lana Wachowski

I guess even great actors can't escape the undeniable theatrical allure of getting to portray a character in a Garfield or Alvin and the Chipmunks movie.

Bill Murray has been doing a lot of crap (Passion Play, Hyde Park on Hudson, The Monuments Men, Aloha, Rock the Kasbah) though for the last half decade, with the sole exemptions being his Wes Anderson parts (Fantastic Mr. Fox, Moonrise Kingdom, Grand Budapest Hotel)

He's trying to raise enough money to buy Australia.
Then who's to tell him whether he can bring his dogs along or not!

I don't care for Ty Burrell normally, but he was one of the only consistently funny things about Muppets Most Wanted. Jermaine Clement's song being probably the only other thing I outwardly laughed at. The rest of the movie felt vary labored.

Taika Waititi sounds like a Jimmy Buffet fan group.

"When I say the Hulk is going to be bigger in this movie, I'm talking marketing reach. Multiple channels. Cross-promotion. Brand empowerment. Full zeitgeist penetration. The works."