If you have a bear-sized tumor and you don't realize it, you've probably got other problems.

Ok, my mistake. I'd read somewhere (can't remember where) that they had sweat DNA at some point.

Anyone who throws away half a Twix deserves to get eaten alive by zombies.

It's Theon getting castrated, not Tyrion. I know there are a million characters to keep straight and I hate to be 'that person'.