Am I the only one who thinks the dad is kind of a douche bag for never once getting out of his chair and dancing with her? I mean, maybe she would stop poking him with her dolls if he looked at her once in a while. I know what it is to be tortured on a weekend morning by a relentlessly noisy, cheerful child, but on…

I love Anonymous and always have. They rock.

I particularly LOVE the fake glasses McCarthy started wearing after she got the gig to look more intelligent. It's not working.

try hipsandcurves.com

They are NOT pushing this as a standard, they are advocating for ACCEPTANCE without judgement about their size. Jeez.

the bedbug thing is recent in nyc, but before that, yes everyone had a piece or two that came in off the curb.

Yes, God yes! I don't even watch network news anymore, or cable for that matter, because it's like they all took some bad LSD and are on the same trip. And there wasn't a tab left for me...so yeah, I need logic.

Thank you for clearing this up. UofT had better get that out as quickly as possible.

And why does the University of Toronto still have this neanderthal on the faculty? I know tenure and all but isn't there discrimination law in Canada that can be used to get him the fuck out?

I would love to talk to the girlfriend of 11 years. You KNOW she was cheating, lol

If it were TRULY about the audience connecting with the leads/anchors, a little more weight would be considered a good thing because, more relateable. But it's about the media imposing restrictive beauty appearance standards that jive with male fantasy and then promoting/rewarding/hiring only women who fit that…

um who cares? Sounds like a pissing contest, which again — who cares? And the only point of potential interest here, the violation itself, isn't mentioned.

Just...howling. "confused Ikea position."

how about rent-a-maid? What, rent-a-wife is LESS offensive? Rent-a-butler? Rent-a-housekeeper, rent-an-assistant?

Holy prose! Fuck I'm jealous (writer here). Ordering.

Pachydermania, you said Doritos, so now I want to buy this bed. Doritos in bed, omg.

Yes on the baggage! It took me ages to heave it overboard and finally be free about my sexuality.

OMG the concert scene.
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AMEN

Ha! And also: 25???? So we all have pace makers at that age and could possibly drop dead from sex? GTFO. The best sex happens over 35.