Well somebody's gotta post the damn thing! :)

Wow. I had never heard about that till now. Awesome story. Too bad the guy couldn't keep it together. http://www.celebritynetworth.com/articles/enter…

Thank you good sir!

You gonna tell us what the other ones are!?

Bobsplosion is accusing others of "soliciting for attention"!?

Ranger X? Yes please? What an amazing game. How could they just let that die?

Derp! I forgot about dogs. Huskies are nuts when it comes to running. It doesn't even seem to bother them. Humans still have them beat in warmer climates though (cuz they don't sweat). After a little research (very little) I have heard that kangaroos can out distance a human as well, but I haven't been able to…

I don't think there are. Do you have any examples. We fuck running up!

Dude. When you say words like femi-Nazi, it makes me think you like Rush Limbaugh, and that makes me dismiss you entirely.

I've always wondered that! Shamefully though, I have never looked into it.

Oh god! I just finished doing that. My arm still hurts.

Oh shit! I was that kid! Only had an above ground pool though. :(

I think you did it wrong.

That's the only time I've seen that case outside of my house! Great case, but you gotta dust a lot.

Not clear at all. No one knew for sure what that guy was saying back then. At least not for the original.

I know about Polygon and yet I still come here. I am ashamed of myself. Why does Kotaku keep pulling me back in!?

I knew you were a crazy old man! But that's probably why you're awesome. :D

You are just so talented and inteligent. Keep keeping the internet safe from "retards" professor. 10 second post! #imanasshole!

Lol! You are so clever. Anyway I'm not the one who freaked on the guy for making a joke and started calling people retards. Projecting much?

I knew it wasn't from your house dick. You just seemed to take it so seriously. (That was the joke). I guess even some stuff goes over your brilliant head. Just take it easy dude you aren't that important. But what do I know I'm just another "retard". Sheesh.