That pic of Ryan Gosling is staring into my soul.

Maybe not, but I like this one:

Ah, when people knew how to be shitty to each other - with style!

Cry it out. You'll have a much better vacation. :)

For the same reason there are strapless bridal gowns.

I would wear this random fancy witch costume. Not bad.

I think my favorite thing is her last name spelled backwards is "live dirt."

Gold, pure gold. I say market both of them under different companies and become a gagillionaire.

You gotta check this out then: http://jezebel.com/313439/the-she…

By even acknowledging this, you're letting the holiday terrorists win.

LCMS is pretty "traditional," but it depends on where the church is, too. I grew up in a small LCMS church in Detroit, and yeah, rockin' is a pretty good word. We do kooky little stuff like this:

That's so much better than Alan Thicke.

OMG, people, you've got to watch the rest of them: https://www.youtube.com/user/digitalof…

The Oatmeal fixed that for you: http://theoatmeal.com/blog/spiderwom…

I feel ya. My 20s were great, but once is enough. Now I just get drunk at home.

Invincible

All selfies should be punishable by death.

Bah-dum-tsssss....

And I thought it was Mark Twain.