Ah, when people knew how to be shitty to each other - with style!

Cry it out. You'll have a much better vacation. :)

For the same reason there are strapless bridal gowns.

I think my favorite thing is her last name spelled backwards is "live dirt."

Gold, pure gold. I say market both of them under different companies and become a gagillionaire.

You gotta check this out then: http://jezebel.com/313439/the-she…

By even acknowledging this, you're letting the holiday terrorists win.

LCMS is pretty "traditional," but it depends on where the church is, too. I grew up in a small LCMS church in Detroit, and yeah, rockin' is a pretty good word. We do kooky little stuff like this:

That's so much better than Alan Thicke.

OMG, people, you've got to watch the rest of them: https://www.youtube.com/user/digitalof…

I feel ya. My 20s were great, but once is enough. Now I just get drunk at home.

Invincible

All selfies should be punishable by death.

Bah-dum-tsssss....

And I thought it was Mark Twain.

I would, but after a quick internet search, I wasn't able to find any additional information on this. I hope there's a good explanation. This kind of thing is why they always say you should never meet your heroes.

wowsers!

Yeah, it wasn't quite that clear cut.