I have a feeling he's going to look like Vanilla Ice. But if that's your thing, go for it.

Thank you, thank you, thank you. I had an "ambush wedding" and as a matter of fact, I was ambushed, too. My husband is a brave man. I knew I was getting engaged that day. I had no idea I would be married that day, too. We were having a big house-warming/anniversary party/birthday party - all these different…

Yes. And I also see this in my head:

Or:

Eh, a puppy sniffing my under-carriage may be a little embarrassing or weird, but not nearly as uncomfortable as speculums and full-grown people hands.

Yeah, can you imagine going for your annual cancer screening?

Oh, dear. Hardly seems worth it then.

I posted it, too! Had no idea she was so pigeon-toed. And her hair looks phenom.

This is the picture from the KK story. Who knew she was so pigeon-toed? Whatevs. Her hair looks fantastic.

Apparently, he played Oberon in A Midsummer Night's Dream in the 70s.

It's the only way I can even get started with my excel spreadsheets.

THESE thighs....

"I say : wait him out and don't come to bed until he's already asleep, that way everyone wins"

Delia Deetz gif party...

-"Yo, I love you guys. I wanna be on you."

I'm 41 and plan on going full-on Crystal Gayle, only cutting it when it makes my neck hurt.

We have a family heirloom that's a hair wreath in a shadow box. I think it's my great-great-grandparents' on my dad's side? They lived on a farm in northern Michigan and even included hair from the family's horse. This was obviously made before everyone died though.

Is it just me or what the hook sampled from this:

Is it waterproof? It seems kinda weird to pitch yer tent right in the surf.