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I'm guessing this woman is probs in her 60s, early 70s maybe. Doubtful she's old enough. Maybe some of the shag bands from the 50s?

I've wanted a goat for the longest time. I scratched that idea after Jez posted the article about goats that scream like people. I still want a goat or two, but I can wait until I have enough land to keep them WAY BACK from the bedroom windows.

He was terribly suave.

This isn't the first time she's said some crap like this either. Doesn't she have a song by that title? I don't care how "talented" people tell me she and Jay-Z are, if I can't get past the obnoxiousness of it all, the "talent" is kind of a moot point. Bow down, indeed.

I really dislike this picture. It says to me, "I've fallen, and I can't get up! In a dress that matches the stairs!"

That is perfection. I will follow that up with the Carlton Dance!

I spent an entirely TV free day yesterday, and it was glorious. I got time to catch up with the voices in my head! I've missed them!

Am I the only one that thought the pic of Miley Cyrus was a picture of Justin Bieber at first?

You're my hero right now.

UPDATE: SPEAKER BOLGER SAYS HOUSE WILL NOT APPROVE LEGISLATION MANDATING TRANSVAGINAL ULTRASOUNDS

Meh. It's "fun." Besides, if you look at the calendar, we've got 6 more weeks until "the first day of spring" anyway.

I'm 40 and just starting to get a few grey/white hairs. I stopped dying my hair when I was 29 because I wanted to remember what my hair color was before it started going grey. Prior to that, Miss Clairol and I were bestest buds. I colored for the fun of it. I don't expect to go totally grey/white, but I kinda wish

Percentage-wise, I think there are proportionately more people claiming they or someone they know do not stink or almost never stink in the comments here than cited in the article. Methinks some people need to have their sense of smell checked out.

Thank you for this. My mom is a nutritionist, and my best friend is a doctor. I can't tell you how many times I've told people not to do colon cleanses. Your colon is self-cleaning! It's what it does! And with the added points of liver and kidney, the key is (simply or not) to stop putting crap in our bodies.

If one of her boobs had popped out, it would have been a really good Courtney Love impersonation.

Oops, wrong thread.

And now it's fixed! Just like that!