I read "Robert Pattinson's new shaved head", and I expected razor-shaved not clipper-shaved. Color me disappointed.

Like the old cliche goes: Kids don't come with instruction manuals. It's nice to commiserate with other parents, but who knew kids were individuals, just like everyone else?

My apologies to peanut allergics and also, this is slightly off-topic. I dated a guy for seven years that was allergic to peanuts. When I broke up with him, I ate a whole jar of Creamy Jif with a spoon. I don't know about him, but I got my closure. Man, how I had missed peanut butter!

My mom's best friend is a social worker and has worked in hospitals with teen moms. She also has never seen any of these names in real life. However, sometime in the 80s, she did have to, at great length, explain to a young woman why she shouldn't name her daughter "Vagina" (apparently she thought it was pronounced…

I don't mind dating myself. I'm a blast on a date.

I've never been a nap taker, even as a kid. Because of this, my mother never made me take them, figuring it'd just get me into bed at night easier and for a longer time, which it did. I still rarely take naps, usually only if I'm sick or super-hungover. I always feel like I'm going to miss something. Like what? …

She also forgot to mention something about dance ability. Something like, "Can you teach me how to 'tootsie-roll'?"

Like mine.

Have you ever been balancing your checkbook or something and forget to carry the 1? I think it's kinda like that.

I'm in a pretty good mood today, so I was prepared to defend amputee models in this comment. Then I looked up Amber Valetta and found that she was not, in fact, an amputee. For a brief moment, I thought Vogue was being a little progressive.

No prob. I never thought about the perils of the Skip-It. Good to know!

Agreed. I only start doing any major lady-grooming like this within the last 10 years, and it's been off and on at best. I did, however, trim occasionally, mostly because of using the ladies' room at work. I am always completely squicked out to see a 3 inch long pubic hair sitting on the toilet seat, and I never…

I STILL want a Skip-It.

Say It Isn't So!

If I had a walk-in closet, I'd totally put that lion in the back of it and name it Aslan.

Agreed on the thermostat setting. Cold actually HURTS me as a fellow cold-blood. I've been accused of having no blood at all. I don't mind spending a little extra money on heat in the winter since I don't blast the AC in the summer. It all works out.

I'm horrified by Kim's lack of feet.

I always thought Britney sounded more nasally than growly. When I think growly, I think Kathleen Turner.

OK, now let's compare rapists' quotes with popular music lyrics!

I would love the old-timey phone handset if I was an attention freak. I can just imagine the looks on people's faces when my phone rings and I pull that bad boy out of my purse and proceed to have a long and loud conversation while I walk around the grocery store.