I thought it was more like a car WASH. The audience wandering around the waiting area, checking out the little tree air fresheners, ignoring the crappy job the guys in their cars doing a crummy job on the inside of their windows.

Oh, Nicki. If I wore that outfit, I'd have to wear a Spanx unitard, too. But my ass still wouldn't measure up. Either way, I'd probably never wear that. I can't hold my bladder all night.

But not too far off. Brilliant!

You have put into words to which I have been unable, lo, these many years.

First, hairpulling wouldn't work for my husband. He shaves his head. Would pulling chest hair work?

I have a feeling there are several folks out there that would say, "Bradley, take that off immediately!!!" regardless of what he is wearing.

A) Thank you!

All the carnation hate makes me sad. Charlotte York, is that you?

Mini catapult?

Agreed. My cooch doesn't need an underwire.

A rose by any other name. But hey, if it makes you feel better, go for it.

Some friends of mine have been married for 20-some years now, and they are absolutely role models. The love and respect you see when you look at them look at each other really is admirable.

My parents gave me a choice between my varsity jacket or a class ring. I chose the jacket. I wish I had chosen the ring. There's no resale value in a varsity jacket.

Sadly, it's true. The male grip strength tends to be stronger than a female's, even when the female has strength training. [www.springerlink.com]

I thought I was the only one. If only it would stop freakin' raining.

Doo-doo-duh-doo-doo!

Still they're cousins, identical cousins and you'll find

This could work for the Tigers as well.

Amazards

I quit facebook around the first of the year. It'll be interesting to see if anyone remembers my birthday at all this year.