I just want to say that the Telegraph picked the worst picture of Kate to put next to that stupid bean. She's such a lovely woman, and they chose a pic that makes her look like she's getting over the flu.

I'm so glad I've been able to banish all of my exes.

As the post states, surrogacy agreements aren't legally binding in the UK. They took a huge risk on someone's word.

Six late-state miscarriages, now this. My heart is collapsing for Mrs. W. I can't even imagine her pain.

I got it.

Eep. Yeah, guess I should have read the article more carefully.

Or this. Pretty popular first dance song back then.

When are we supposed to get meals in pill form a la The Jetsons or Willy Wonka? That's the only way to end these food battles.

Maybe not. I've always wondered if they took eyeliner classes together.

Did you know that "Tan Lord Dump" is an anagram of "Donald Trump?" Just knowing this makes me a little happier, every time I read something about him lately.

The idea that Prince is the anti-Taylor Swift makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.

One can only hope. Just awful.

For some reason, it was funnier when Groucho Marx said it 70 years ago.

Absolut funk-defying.

Dang it. Stupid new format.

If you MUST hover, is it too much to ask to lift the seat?

Oh, come on! You know that you can't get accurate information about what Planned Parenthood does from Planned Parenthood! It's all a cover-up! They're fudging the numbers! I should know! I'm off to get my monthly abortion there now!

Especially those with a tear near the crotchular area.

Stretchy pants and slip-on shoes are what I'm all about on flights.