HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA! Send him to jail. And then Chuy should kick him in the crotch. What a tool.

@FroderickFronkensteen: Or walk in for any real distance.

I was far more interested in how all the men were supposed to want "the strength of a giant." Not to mention, we all need our noses straightened and our bodies braced and to get rid of superfluous hair. Ah, the more things change, the more they stay the same. Also: Learn Hawaiian guitar like the Hawaiians, you…

@BlueMorpho: Can we do it with a paintball marker?

@kaiwhakamarie: And Brad Pitt.

@cupscake: Yes. And then it makes you suck its nipple.

@PaigeTurner: Let the music play! (clap, clap!) Worry's for another da-a-ay. Let the music play! (clap, clap!) Down at Fraggle Rock!

@ilovedavelister: Yeah. Mine is green, so just imagine.

It's like my childhood come to fashion life. Except in my childhood, all of the Barbie heads were bald.

At first blush, I thought, "Wow. The girl scouts are getting hard core!"

So did not need to see a picture of Martha Reeves today.

That look just screams, "If mama's not happy, ain't nobody happy."

Diane von Furstenburg is going to be pissed.

@pantsless economist...access RESTORED: You and this picture make me terribly happy.

Reading this quote, I can hear this as a song somewhere in between "The End of the World As We Know It" by REM and "VERB!" from Schoolhouse Rock. I would LOVE that song.

I wonder what Chevy Chase is doing there.

@femme-bot: Wouldn't surprise me if she felt that was the only time anyone should have sex.

If there ever was an occasion to use the phrase "epic fail", this would be it.

@amyreads: That is, IF you look good in the first place.

Was I supposed to wear a full body condom on my wedding day?