@Kitanne: Beautifully put.

I sincerely thought this had to be another whackadoo protest.

@morninggloria: And different flavors. Clorox is not my favorite flavor.

Before the jump, I seriously thought this was Latoya Jackson. #beyonce

The synchronized body waves are mesmerizing. #beyonceladygagavideophone

I know this adds absolutely nothing to the conversation, but I need the catharsis: How malicious, snippy, 12th-grade gym class lockerroom, mean girl, awful can you get? #goingroguereview

@BabyJane: You'll find your future lovers falling

Wow MJ looks awesome for a dead guy. #robinwright

I don't shop at Walmart. I recycle. I give to lots of charities. I shop at Salvation Army. But so far as saving the world, my greatest sin against it is buying Cosmo a couple times a year. I LURVE Cosmo! I will buy this issue. I must learn how to get rid of my muffin top and learn to enjoy rubbing my husband's…

@I_can_still_pitch: PROMOTE. #meep

Are Demi Moore and Courtney Cox morphing into the same person? When did we last see them in the same room? Have we ever? #demimoorew

After the whole "Bad moms, good moms, moms who drink" opener, I can't get the Armour hotdog song out of my head. Thanks. #dads

It's disturbing to see a "little lost boy" and someone looking down his swim shorts. Very disturbing. #paultrefry

Michelle's Cher impression is spot on. #michelleobamaworldseries

I moisturize, moisturize, moisturize all the time, even though I know, in the end, all it's going to do is make my wrinkles soft. Oh, well. Who wants hard wrinkles? #motherdaughteraging

Mmmmm, Cheeto dust...

@femmina: I don't see why not. Misogyny makes me bristle. Somehow that should work out.

@badmutha: I really hate to correct you, but I must:

@KiddyKat: Amen, sister!

@LaComtesse: I have dry-eye syndrome. This could work in extreme cases for me - especially considering I'm far too fond of wine and/or vodka anyway...