For a split second, I thought this was a picture of Marilyn Manson.

@gherkinfiend: Exactly.

Oh, Joaquin, stop. Just stop.

@PrettyBitch: Great minds!

I think that's EXACTLY how one should interpret "dress to impress Bret Michaels". I also imagine this is how one should interpret "casual Friday attire for Bret Michaels" and "black tie for Bret Michaels" would look.

@BabyJane: I just thought her wee arm was wicked strong!

Aaaah! Oh, for a second there, I couldn't see how the bebe' was strapped in! And I thought, she can't possibly be holding her up like that with just one hand!

@oh.geez.: June 7th!

@margareita1: Game. Blouses.

@sassyredhead: It does look like her trench has creeping mold, but other than that, I think she looks fab.

@PrairieGirl: I thought Drew Barrymore was the Coppertone girl?

@Vivelafat is the Quizat Haderach: I'm 100% with you on this one. I just want to wrap her up in 2 piece jersey knit outfit with sensible shoes, gently wash her face, wrap her in a soft blankie, and give her a cup of full-fat hot chocolate.

@MJ: His or hers?

How can I make this my ring tone?

@union lizard: I knew a Helmut that I wouldn't mind wearing...

@AthertonMerriweather: and slightly?

Paula has done so much worse in the past. I'll let her have this one.

In the first topless shot, it appears that the young woman only has one leg.

Personal, pocket/purse sized ashtrays have been around since the cigarette holder. The one's from the 30's and 40's and such are so much prettier.

Ever since the silly Dancing with the Stars thing, every time I see a picture of her, she looks like and I fear that she's going to break out in a rhumba or something...