HARKEN YONDER LIGHT TO THE EAST! FOR IT IS THE PRIVILEGE SHINING OUT OF LURKY MCLURK'S ARSE!

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It's quite a strong vulgarity. I wouldn't use it in front of my nan.

Good point, the ramifications of which are… disturbing.

I wouldn't go that far.

His caretaker, voiced by Academy Award winner Mark Rylance.

It is wonderful.

Amusement for adults, like considering the show's key mystery - what is Mummy Pig's job?

Seriously?

In Xander's defence, that was in a dream… and if I remember correctly it wasn't even his own dream.

Something… something… PCP? Nah, I got nothing.

He's definitely just right for a hobbit. Is he playing one?

*cough*
Well, writing as a slightly emotionally distant British man no longer in his first flush of youth, please do go on.

Clearly I respect myself, and you, and anyone else reading this, too much to use an emoticon. But if I were willing to use one, it'd be the one with a big capital D as a grin.

Upvoted as I've just made a similar comment, but out of sheer pedantry I'm forced to point out that long term opiate use isn't very good for you, even if you don't go out from an overdose.

It's not magic=drugs=bad. It's magic=drugs=fine in moderation, just find your level and don't overdo it.

Well the thing is that neither I nor my wife ever tell her to shush, because until recently she's generally been so quiet and uninterested in talking that we're constantly trying to get her to come out of her shell. She must get it from nursery when they're trying to get all the kids to settle down for something.

Mine (who recently turned three) points at me imperiously and goes "shhh" whenever I say something to her she doesn't like. Which is all the time.

It was The Lady McLurk who was really into Bitchin' Kitchen first and then got me watching it. I… like to think she has a thing for Nadia G, but can't really support it with evidence. (I certainly do).

90%? Oof. I suppose there may be some tailoring of the difficulty level and/or grading, but you only had to get over 70% for a Geoff in my degree course. Hardly anyone did though.