Thing is, chum, that you can't really post things like:

"Barb Wire was, I swear to god, a catchphrase-heavy dystopian Casablanca remake with Pamela Anderson in the Humphrey Bogart role"

I really enjoyed Nadia G's Bitchin' Kitchen when it was on Food Network here.

I get the impression that Brian is MacFarlane's vessel for criticism of himself. Both in terms of his politics and how Brian's lack of literary talent is MacFarlane's resentment of his own hackiness.

Have you ever seen the 80s British WW2 sitcom 'Allo 'Allo? It's entirely possible that if you weren't British in the 80s its appeal is very limited, but it could be the sort of thing you'd enjoy.

"sometimes I just want to watch a British man scream at idiots because they fucked up cleaning their grease trap or seasoning a plate of fish"

Dragon Age: Origins

Ok, basically in England and Wales (maybe Scotland too, but dunno - their Uni system is separate) there are usually four grades of honours degree - a Geoff (First), a Trevor (upper Second or 2-1, often written 2i), a Desmond (lower Second or 2-2, often written 2ii) or a Douglas (Third). Basically those grades are…

"On second thoughts, let's not go to England. 'Tis a silly place"

I once saw revenge served up as a ham and cheese omelette. Nasty business all 'round.

Especially if revenge is pasta salad.

Multo bene Porco Rosso.

"I liked the lady! Understand, monkey boy? She was decent. She didn't put on airs. She always had a nice cuppa for me… And she never treated me like a freak."

The late Jerry Doyle claimed that his favourite episode of Babylon 5 was the one where his character was in a coma. Because all he had to do was lie there, but he still got paid.

I doubt that zookeepers in France are routinely armed.

No no no. Name-names has already called out @Dikachu:disqus for a match at WrestleMania. You'll just have to wait.

"Garbage - #1 Crush"
You're going to summon Ice Cream Planet with that one. He might make a bit of a mess.

Maybe she could dance and play the maracas like Bez.

Lady GaGa – Again Again
Metallica – To Live is to Die
[Starts joke about Lady GaGa performing To Live is to Die alongside Metallica. Then remembers it’s an instrumental]
Iron Maiden – Can I Play With Madness
[I would love to see Lady GaGa perform this alongside Iron Maiden. I think it would work well]
Mastodon - Diamond in…

All of them seem to be straightforward this week. "Your wife is clearly wrong", "your g/f is clearly being unreasonable", "go for it, just use protection", "don't hook up with people without letting them know you're married".