Trump is so easy to troll. I hope Democrats use this to good effect in the next four years.

I believe Obama is saying things like this to needle Trump and I am all for it. The quicker someone can incite him into an impeachable offense or words that will make his rabid followers realize sooner that they have been conned, the better it will be for the country.

In 01 and 05? Then skip a few and now? Hmm

Oh, as soon as I read his fucking name I was like “oh OF COURSE.” Good thing nobody is at the office today to hear my indignant chortles.

I hope they do “Springtime for Hitler.”

Wait, James Dolan is behind this? That can’t be, dude is class made manifest in human form.

And the Rockettes’ red glares....

“Forcing dozens of women to go and perform for this man is without a question going to be problematic.”

It would be pretty accurate to say we’re living in a Stanley Kubrick movie written by the staff of The Onion.

Seriously. WTF is that about?

Did Donald Trump spend the 80s in a coke-induced fugue?

Literal pussy bow.

Went away for a holiday weekend once and brought a little Santa dress to slip into at the hotel. It came with red and white striped tights and my beau and I decided they looked like the Wicked Witch of the East’s legs after the house dropped on her.

Merry Crotchmas?

Right wing men seem to be more interested if there’s pizza involved.

I need to know, did one of those men invest?

Labial splits and under cleavage are so rarely in fashion. It is so unfair. Like, those are my best features!

Based on the picture, she seems into chicks.

Sometimes I say I am shedding my uterine lining. Because clear and honest communication is super important! Also because it’s fun.

Yeah, my husband and I just refer to it as bleeding. Like, “are you bleeding right now?” and “if I am bleeding out of my cooch I can eat whatever the fuck I want.” He still gets grossed out by it, which is when I usually climb up onto his lap and rub my (clothed) crotch on him. He deserves it.