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I’ve mentioned this before, but if you want to be a life changer for all those brow challenged ladies, tell them to try Rogaine for Women. After I got snatched brow bald by an inattentive esthetician I had years and years of trying to grow them back. I had to settle for getting very adept at illusion; powders, gels,…

This show is pointless since they will never be able to reach such levels of fierceness.

Good to see a fellow Sisters of Mercy fan!!! We are few and far between.

Make up while wearing glasses, HOW?! Please god someone help me. I am blind without these but I am nearly 30 and I probably need to wear SOMETHING to my professional job and I am just SO LOST.

This asshole works in Government. He could have made a few calls and gone through legal channels without all of the hassles us non-connected folks have to go through. Pretty much anything would have been better than giving the kids to some dude who worked at his fake Christian tax payer subsidized school and got fired…

A person with the user name "no income tax" is complaining about trying to use government services and running into issues.

He really looks like three kids on each other's shoulders wearing one of their dads' suits.

We're gonna need a bigger cross.

This Saturday night, I raise my glass to Draven Rodriguez. You brought so much joy to countless others with your unforgettable senior portrait. I'm sorry that so many people were not able to give you the happiness that you were able to give to the world. I'm sorry that so many others failed you and were not able to…

For those that don't know, normally, it is the men that carry the coffin(s) and they are also closest to the coffin, so for these women to do so, is a major act of defiance and protest.

Also, according to some media sources, when the Imam told women to step back, hundreds of them went and carried her coffin, and led the funeral prayer themselves.

The White Fists of Dover

This freaks me out thinking about internal organs, and I don't even have a colon.

Cindarelly cindarelly where the helly is your belly?

My shape is bent in her covering the song in the first place. She isn't racist and she knows what the song is about. Having the nerve to cover it astounds me. It's like, "I feel your pain, African Americans."

Mmm...ribbon candy!

This video is terrible. Also I can't help but point out the fact that her head, hands, and feet are going to spoil faster.

So this man walks into a psychiatrists office wearing nothing but saran wrap. The psychiatrist takes one look at the man and says "I can clearly see your nuts".

I paid $4 extra my daughter's freshman year for the "basic retouching" on her pictures, because it seemed pretty worth it to avoid some last-minute pimple tragedy/meltdown. The form said it would take care of stray hairs, blemishes and other minor imperfections. So we get the pictures back and she looks like a…