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About 15 years ago a man broke into my childhood home and attacked my mother. As soon as he grabbed her, my super sweet lab mix (who normally never even barked, let alone growled) went crazy on this guy and sunk her teeth through his leg. My mom called the police and he limped off - taking my dog with him. When the

I'm a 6 ft 220 lbs guy and I was terrified the night someone was trying to break down my front door. I was alone with my bat in my hand, shaking, and talking with the 911 operator. I was brave at first when I was shouting for the guy to go away or I'd kick his ass, then realized BOTH my roommates were gone for

Only for the female contestant, the men got the full amount

I'm guessing the reward for each question was reduced by roughly 20% as well.

EGOT= Emmy Grammy Oscar and Tony , Whoopi is one of a handful of people who have all 4

Because she's unbearable.

Sister girl, Whoopi has an EGOT. Rosie can never touch that.

While we are at it, we should get rid of 24 hour news stations and reality TV. Call me a luddite but the "innovations" in TV over the past 20-30 years really, really suck.

Ugh. The "jiggly butt" thing. So nasty. I am glad you were able to open your boyfriend's eyes, at least.

You don't get it Red, they were touched by a cold fork. A COLD FORK! And someone told them it was going to be hot, but it wasn't!

I don't know if it's a big deal, but I could barely finish reading the description of hazing activities, because all I could think was: no one is forcing you to join this group of insta-friends.

My husband has PTSD, and because he developed it because of physical and psychological abuse in his home of origin plus a violent home invasion — not through military service — he already feels like his PTSD is somehow illegitimate. So I find your attitude to be unhelpful at best, and reinforcing the prejudice that

They call that an ace. If it does all that and hides in the bottom of the toilet/goes down the drain on its own/???? Its called a ghost

idk i think peegasms* are better

So what's the name for this revivalist trend going to be? Paleo Pooping? CrossShit?

Lux Interior, lead singer of the Cramps, used to do a lot of shows buck naked. It wasn't pretty, but made for a damn fun show. May he rest in peace.

I think there's that, and honestly, he just strikes me as a genuinely good guy. It reminds me a little of when everyone was making fun of Howard Dean's voice cracking during the primaries- to me, it just came off as a guy who was (God forbid) having a genuine moment of non-scripted emotion in a political setting,

I so would prefer V.P. Biden to that right-wing bore Hillary in '16. Oh, to dream!

Thanks for the reminder, I forgot that going in to the last election the media had us all terrified that Joe was going to get stomped on by Paul Ryan. It sure didn't turn out that way. I think that was the one debate that no one questioned who was the winner. Biden wiped the floor with Ryan. If anything, pundits were

YOU GUYS. Something (kind of? not really?) similar happened to me recently when I was out of body wash and decided it was a good idea to use my dude's Dr. Bronner's Peppermint Castile soap instead. SO MUCH unpleasant tingling. Consider this your PSA against using Dr. Bronner's Peppermint anywhere near your lady bits.