Rainbow Duckling, there is a company called DHC, they make a product — Velvet Skin Coat. It feels like silk, evens out skin texture like magic and does not clog pores. Velvet Skin Coat

Just coming here to post the same thing, except the incident happened in Cairo, and the "gun" was found by a guard, not a TSA agent. The hell with getting locked up, Misspriss is lucky not to have been shot.

I couldn't read the first paragraph without hearing this voice:

unicornyogamat - Trust your instincts. No one knows your daughter better than you and your husband. I don't think what you've observed is related to your guilt feelings. Your daughter is strapped into a high chair, she's regressing (no longer using a fork), has become "weird about food," and is sleeping more than…

Special lenses indeed!

Years ago a friend got a dragon tattoo on the inside of her arm. Since then, at least 2-3 times a year, someone tells her what a great tattoo it is. how "realistic" the dragon looks.

I hope it does, good luck!

Have you tried antiperspirant? Not the sticky kind; the dry, invisible, glide on type. It can go just about anywhere.Works between and under the boobs and on the back of the neck. I also put it on my feet to prevent sandal-strap-rub.

I know just what Taylor Swift means, in the late 70s- early 80s 'coke' really got me, too. Although it wasn't diet, it did keep my weight down. God, I miss it.

Hi Kreskin.

I guess I'm in the minority here, but I really like the florals.

And here's the appropriate musical soundtrack:

Thanks for the background info. It figures, Limbaugh doesn't use his own thoughts, just parrots what is already out there. He's such a cynical jerk.

Awww, I love you! Your mom has one fantastic child!

No, I thought the overblown nature of my post would make it obvious I was not even vaguely serious.

I hope you didn't think I was serious.

Such a nice person, I'm glad she's better and wish her the best.

Has anyone ever actually taken the term MILF seriously as a desirable thing?

What, no line marked "asking for it" ? Maybe because that's a line that is always moving.